So I was looking for women’s wintersport photos on a photo library site.
I wanted gritty, I wanted fierce, I wanted, ‘I’m going to win at all costs, suckers, just you watch’.
Maybe what I really wanted was a topless woman strategically holding skis in front of her moguls.
Or maybe a lady who clearly has no intention of skiing anywhere with her immaculate hair, which, within seconds of movement would no doubt become inextricably tangled with her goggles/zip/mouth, leaving her gagging on the strands as they wrap around her tonsils.
No need for thermals for this hardy lass.
Yeah, okay I’m done.